Monday, November 15, 2010

Once Upon A Time...

If I do say so myself, I have written some really extraordinary fiction. There’s one story that began as a board game concept and developed into a trilogy filled with wizards, magic, and adventure. Another story follows an historic space mission with unforeseen complications. I should also include my young adult tale that offers a unique take on Greek mythology. And don’t even get me started on my screenplays, which cover genres from horror to romantic comedy, as well as a three-picture Superman story arc that is guaranteed to make audiences cheer.

So, why am I not growing fat and happy on royalties? Why is Oprah not promoting my latest offering? Why hasn’t my local library invited me to speak about my latest best seller? Honestly, it’s not their fault, it’s my fault. In some cases, I’ve actually written a handful of pages. For other projects, I’ve developed an outline, sketched a map, named some of the characters, considered some snappy dialog.

In other words, it’s not that I haven’t written anything, I just haven’t written anything down.

I work in public relations. Before that, I spent 15 years as a journalist and editor. I have been trained to embrace brevity and the inverted pyramid style of presenting information (most important details first, less important stuff toward the end). Immediate gratification is my bread and butter. I know that after I’ve spent several hours on a story or press release, it’s pretty much done. Oh, there will probably be some editing, but after an honest day’s work, I have a complete project that will more than likely be published in one form or another reasonably soon.

Blogging fits right in with this mindset, though the rules are a little looser with regard to style and proofreading is clearly optional. But even on a limited scale, with a limited audience, in your own tiny corner of the Internet, online publishing gives you that same rush of satisfaction. You had something to say, you wrote it down or created a short video or audio presentation, and you got your message to the masses (or at least a few followers).

Books and screenplays? Not so easy. For one thing, you can forget immediate gratification. When you’re working on a 300-page opus, it’s not like you get to fist pump every time you finish a 300-word section of a chapter. I mean, you can, but it’s a little odd. People will start avoiding you at parties if you exhibit that kind of behavior.

For me, it’s also difficult to maintain focus and momentum. Unless you are a full-time writer, you probably have to schedule your writing around work, school, chores, social obligations, family, any hobbies you might have, and Dancing with the Stars. I have a difficult time declaring that I will sit down for 35 minutes every Wednesday evening after I’ve put my daughter to bed and complete a particular chapter or section.

Despite the distractions (read: excuses) of daily life, I still plan to complete at least one of these projects in the near future. The word “near” is, of course, open to very broad interpretation. Granted, I will probably have the pleasure of being told by people much smarter than I that my work does not quite meet the literary level of rat feces, as it reads much like a 300-page press release. However, even if my novel never gets near a printing press, it will be a success.

While fame, fortune, and glory are certainly three of the best reasons to complete one of my stories, they are not my primary motivations. Long-form fiction takes me out of my comfort zone. It forces me to write differently, be creative, and substitute immediate gratification with long-term planning. Mark my words, I consider the monumental task of completing a novel to be a personal challenge, and I am not yet ready to yield.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Dark Equinox -- A Short Story

On occasion, I like to write in the horror genre, really allow myself to explore some dark (and usually gory) themes and ideas. Last year, I wrote the following short story, which was published on a Web site as a part of a group of "spooky stories" to celebrate the Halloween season. It's not for the kiddies, but I hope this brief glimpse into the more twisted part of my mind helps you set the mood for the upcoming holiday.



Dark Equinox
By Mark J. Pesctore

The mere appearance of a ghost was nothing out of the ordinary for Andrew. He was a medium, after all, and not one of those predatory flimflam con artists that exploited the inner turmoil of the weak. During his first year of college, he had crashed his automobile through the fence of a cemetery while trying to avoid a drunk driver. It had been a bad wreck, and the paramedics told him later that he had died for a brief time before they were able to bring him back. The experience had left him with the ability to see and interact with the souls of dead people by touching one of their personal possessions.

However, this had been the first time one of the ghosts had touched him. Actually, it had brushed him aside with a dark, savage claw of a hand. His tall, lean frame was thrown against the wall, hard, and Andrew tried to regain his senses as the uninvited guest began to methodically execute the invited guests.

Upon further reflection, Andrew decided this was no ghost at all. It was, instead, a demon. Demons weren’t supposed to exist, of course, but the empirical evidence could not be denied. First, when it had appeared mere moments ago, it had burst from within the flames of the fireplace. The demon was not bright red as often pictured, but was colored more like a dull copper penny. It was very tall by human standards, with a bulky, muscular physique. It wore what looked like a tunic of liquid black iron, tied at its waist.

Its first victim was Keri, who had met Andrew at a coffee shop near campus late in the spring semester. She wore her dark hair short and her eyeliner heavy. She was petite always full of energy, a contrast to Andrew, who was dirty blonde and decidedly more reserved. They had never officially dated, but often shared a lunchtime conversation and, more recently, his bed. Andrew could not be sure, but he thought he heard the demon snarl some sort of thanks as it lifted Keri off the ground by her neck with its left arm and squeezed until she went limp.

The séance had been all her idea, really. During the Labor Day weekend, Andrew had shared his ability with Keri. He had communicated with her grandfather, who had been dead for about five years. Keri was astonished and insisted that a séance was in order. Why wait for Halloween, she argued. It would be a great way to welcome autumn. She knew a place, an old two-story home near the edge of town. It was unoccupied due to a recent foreclosure, and had just the right mix of New England architecture and spooky disrepair. Andrew was apprehensive about showing off his ability in front of so many people, but Keri’s enthusiasm had made it impossible to debate the point. 

Keri had acquired the key from a realtor, invited nine of her friends from the college and the community, and planned the entire event. On the first day of autumn, the weather cooperated to help set the mood. An unusually crisp chill declared summer a memory, and Keri lit a fire against the damp cool in the living room. The party started in late afternoon with wine and appetizers in the dining room, which had been adorned with a few folding metal chairs and an old coffee table. The main course, she teased, was at sunset.

As the sun began to disappear beyond the horizon, the group sat in a circle on the floor of the living room, the fireplace directly in front of Andrew. Dying sunlight filtered through the window shutters. They held hands, some closed their eyes, and the séance began. Andrew began to explain in a calm voice what he was going to do. Suddenly, Keri, who sat directly to his left, squeezed his hand tightly and shouted something that sounded like a short chant of gibberish. Then, before anyone had time to react, the demon had stepped into the center of the circle, bent down, and struck Andrew.

Other guests were moving now and a few were screaming. But the living room in the old house was small, which made it difficult to maneuver. It made no difference, the demon caught them all. It silenced two screamers quickly, slicing through their necks with its sharp nails. The third lost her voice when the demon ripped out her neck with its sharp teeth. When the woman’s head fell to the ground, a look of horror frozen on its face, it rolled a bit then stopped, mercifully looking away from Andrew.

One of Andrew’s classmates, an athletic young woman named Madison, was not so easily panicked. As the demon turned her way, she executed a flawless side kick into its midsection. Andrew had seen Madison spar during a demonstration on campus and knew that kick would have knocked almost anyone to the ground. The demon didn’t flinch. She then tried a spinning hook kick toward its head, but it never landed. With inhuman speed, the demon caught her right ankle with its left hand, lifted her off the ground, grabbed her other ankle with its free hand, and ripped her apart like a wishbone. It dropped the pieces of Madison into a small pool of blood and organs, then returned to its work.

Ten bloody, merciless deaths. The demon had eliminated each guest in turn, never bothering to wipe away any blood or other bodily residue from its victims that had splashed on it. For the final kill, it had literally plunged its right arm through the chest of a man Andrew had met that evening. The man, a teller at a local bank, if Andrew recalled correctly, was dead instantly, but his heart continued to beat as it sat in the demon’s bloody palm, his body hanging on the demon’s muscular arm. The demon retracted its arm, heart in hand, and the last of Andrew’s party slumped to the ground.

“You are my gateway,” it said in a deep voice, tossing the heart aside and staring directly at Andrew. “You have allowed me access to your world.”

“Who are you?” Andrew managed.

“You may call me Tasher,” it replied in an even tone.

“What are you? Where did you come from? I don’t understand any of this.” Andrew again tried desperately to grasp the situation – and keep the conversation moving. Tasher hadn’t made a threatening move since it had started talking.

“Clearly I’m a demon,” Tasher said, irritated. “I might not look exactly like what you’d expect based on the images from your myths and popular culture, but I would imagine I’m close enough to connect the dots. And I speak English, so it’s stands to reason that I am familiar with your world. As to how I got here, it is simply beyond your comprehension.”

Andrew reevaluated. This was not some brainless beast. This was much worse. It was an intelligent, calculating monster. And it was standing less than six feet from him. He quickly decided to try a different approach.

“You killed all those people. You killed Keri.”

“They were no longer necessary, not even Keri.” Tasher mouth formed into his interpretation of a smile, but there was no joy in the expression. “She was a very useful pawn.”

“Pawn?” asked Andrew, still trying to accept the fact that not only had a demon slaughtered a roomful of people, but he was now trying to carry on a conversation with it. He forced himself to stare directly into Tasher’s dark eyes, which were filled with the stuff of nightmares but far more tolerable than surveying the floor littered with mangled bodies.

“Yes. It took me a long time to find someone like you, someone who could be my gateway,” Tasher said. “I discovered you during the spring equinox. Once I found you, I needed a pawn to help guide your actions so they would serve my purpose and allow me to come to your world.”

Tasher paused as it watched Andrew struggle to comprehend. “You humans worry about the oddest things,” the demon grinned, which was almost as unpleasant as its smile. “Her feelings for you were quite real, Andrew. She simply perceived me as a commanding inner voice. I made sure she maintained a relationship with you, and even steered her part in some conversations so I could test your ability to communicate with the dead. So you see, sometimes the people who claim to hear voices in their head really do.”

Tasher chuckled at his own attempt at humor. Andrew didn’t find it funny.

“Near the end, she bonded with you physically, which helped provide a stable platform from my reality to yours. Tonight, your séance circle numbered eleven. Prime number, it helps with the platform as well. She held your hand, lit the fire, spoke the incantation. Yes, your Keri was an excellent pawn.”

And now she’s dead, Andrew thought. He felt he had recovered sufficiently to stand, but he remained seated against the wall. After all, where could he go? There was no escape; Andrew was alive simply because the demon wanted him to live, at least for now. Why? Was he still necessary?

The puddle of blood on the floor kept expanding, as the corpses of friends, classmates, lovers, and new acquaintances continued to drain. He tried not to notice as the red pool began seeping around his shoes. Tasher stood in the center of the gore and clearly didn’t care.

“OK, you’re a demon, presumably from Hell,” Andrew reasoned. Tasher nodded. “You needed someone who had a way to communicate to souls in the afterlife to get you here.” Another nod. “I’m not even going to ask how that works, but I’m guessing from the fact that I’m still alive that my work isn’t done.” A third nod with a smile that made Andrew almost wish he was wrong.

“Yes, I will use you to help me bring a small army of demons to Earth,” Tasher said. “As I am already here, there is no need for anyone but you to help transport my army. We shall bask in the glory of a world that we have only been able to observe at a distance but never touch. We shall feast on the flesh of man and beast. We shall rule. Perform efficiently and you may live. Prepare yourself.”

“What, today? Now?”

“For someone who can communicate with the dead, you haven’t done a particularly good job of it,” quipped the demon. “Otherwise, you might have learned when your access to the dead
would be its strongest.”

“I always thought Halloween was the celebration of the dead,” Andrew said.

“Halloween was an arbitrary day on chosen by heads of ancient religious orders to signify the end of the warm season and the beginning of the cold, dead winter. The day is more of a tradition than anything else. It holds no greater power over the world of the dead than any other day.

“The equinox, however,” Tasher paused. “Now that is a cosmic event with relevance. It’s not based on a particular date determined by some man-made calendar system. It happens at a specific moment in time, and that happens precisely twice a year. In the spring and the fall, of course. The sun crosses the equator, and day and night are of equal length. During that time, the planet you call Earth is neither inclined toward the sun nor away from it.”

“You’re telling me the equinox is the key to unlocking some army of undead? I don’t believe it.”

“We are not the undead,” the demon corrected. “We are servants of Hell, not some silly zombie monster invented to scare little children. And whether you believe or you do not is of no consequence to me.”

Tasher smiled again. “Tell me something, Andrew. When was that accident you had in college? The one that suddenly allowed you to see ghosts?”

“Spring semester,” Andrew replied. “Why?”

“What day?” the demon pressed.

“I don’t know, it was in March. Probably, no, wait. It was ...” Andrew’s eyes suddenly went wide and he stopped speaking.

“What day?” Tasher asked again, its sickening grin rising again.

“The first day of spring,” Andrew said weakly.

“Indeed,” Tasher agreed. “Another equinox, it would seem. You do seem to have a knack for timing your behavior around very pivotal moments. We have come to another pivotal moment right now. Nothing on Earth can stop me. You will help me. Now. Or you will feel pain beyond anything you can imagine. I am a demon, so you really should trust me on this. I will keep you alive only to suffer more. By the time the next equinox occurs, you will beg me to let you help bring my army, if only to be granted a quick death.”

Blood now covered the entire floor, and Andrew’s jeans were soaking up the sticky mess. It hardly mattered. Andrew was lost, he knew that now. He looked down and saw Keri. Blood trickled out of her mouth, part of the puddle in which he sat. Tasher was right. Nothing on Earth could stop him, certainly not Andrew.

Nothing on Earth.

He placed his hands on the wood floor of the old home, and braced himself as if trying to stand. But he did not stand. Instead, he closed his eyes and concentrated on one solitary word.

Revenge.

The spirits did not resist his call. The ghosts of the ten victims floated up from the carnage surrounding Tasher. They glowed slightly, showing no evidence of the damage their physical bodies had endured. Long, shimmering robes covered their ethereal bodies. Each spirit looked almost serene as it moved closer to the demon. Together, they created a circle around their prey.

Revenge.

Andrew was surprised to see Tasher panic. Its eyes showed fear and disbelief. The massive creature lashed out with fury.  Immaterial, the ghosts were immune to his flailing claws and savage fangs. He tried to leave the circle, but somehow the ghosts would not let him pass. Together, the wraiths swirled around Tasher, dipping in and out of his massive frame. Each invasion brought forth inhuman shrieks of pain and misery from the demon, its copper hue tinged with sickly yellow at each point of entry.

Revenge.

The attack was over in a few minutes. In the end, the demon that had seemed so invincible was a sagging, quivering, pitiful beast. But Andrew had no pity. In a fit of rage, he leapt from the floor and tackled what remained of his enemy. The demon struck the floor and its flesh became a red flame that extinguished almost instantly.

Andrew lifted himself from the bloody floor, surprised but thankful that he had not been burned. The ghosts gathered before him in a half circle and smiled in unison. An instant later, they faded from view, their work done. Only one remained. It was Keri. She faced Andrew, infinite sorrow in her dead eyes. “I’m so sorry,” she moaned. “It tricked me. It lied to me. It made me betray you.”

“I know,” Andrew replied, struggling to find the right words to say to the eternal spirit of his fallen lover. “Be at peace now,” he finally decided. Keri smiled.

“I wish you the same.”

She floated to him and kissed him deeply. It was an unusual experience to be kissed by a ghost, Andrew decided, joy and warmth touched by a chill of sensuality. He opened his eyes and Keri’s spirit was gone.

It was only then that he noticed his body, still slumped against the wall, palms still flat in the dark pool of blood. 

Friday, October 8, 2010

Facebook: Narcissism and Robert Langdon

Apparently social networking sites like Facebook are outlets for narcissistic individuals. A recent study from York University’s Soraya Mehdizadeh, B.Sc., recently published in Cyberpsychology, Behavior, and Social Networking, found that individuals with narcissistic personalities reported greater online activity and self-promotional content. I plan on writing an angry letter to this researcher – right after I upload more pictures of my adorable baby girl, detail what I had for lunch in my next status update, and remind all my friends to follow my blog.

It might be an enjoyable exercise to get all academic about this and provide a detailed criticism of Mehdizadeh’s methodology, starting with the limited sample size (100 Facebook users) and even more limited universe (only York University students). I could even challenge the use of self reporting that was the basis of personality classification, then rip apart the conclusions and begin spewing statistical terms until the author – nay, the entire social networking research community – begs for mercy. But all that would require me to read more than just the abstract, and, quite frankly, I’m already starting to lose interest. Instead, I’m just going to make some haphazard conclusions based on the eight sentences I read. God, I love the Internet.

Of course people with an exaggerated sense of self worth are going to use Facebook to promote themselves. They also use the telephone, lunchroom, elevator, and occasional strategically placed banners and personalized balloons. Holy Zaphod Beeblebrox, they are narcissists! They are the most awesome people they know, just ask them. What did you expect, the occasional post about earthworms?

Speaking of narcissism, can someone explain to me why anyone seeking employment would willingly post compromising photographs of themselves on Facebook? Look, I know you had a great time at that party. Those glazed eyes, unbuttoned blouse, and stack of beer cans and bottles that resembles a modern art project sponsored by Anheuser-Busch tell a great tale. Unfortunately, in the Information Age, it’s probably not the story you want to share with the person on the other side of the desk who is deciding whether or not to trust you with the keys to their building.

These days, it’s just too easy for potential employers to peruse social media sites, and search engines add that much more access to you and your naughty adventures. You may not have six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon, but someone in that company might be able to access your Facebook page, particularly if a friend has recommended you for the job. Believe me, most industries are smaller than you think, and social media sites have become quite the pervasive networking tool. Yes, I understand there are privacy settings and such, but why take the chance? You might think your photos are just a harmless exercise in narcissism, but it could make a difference between getting a job and bumming another round from your Facebook friends.

By the way, ladies, don’t think I haven’t noticed your subversive networking on Facebook. Every few months, a gaggle of women folk will start posting seemingly random thoughts. Pink. Red. Blue. I like it on the coffee table. I like it on the kitchen counter. I like it hanging on the bedroom door. Then, as more and more of these random thoughts begin to appear in the news feed, it become apparent that they aren’t random at all. Now, it’s up to the rest of us to channel our inner Robert Langdon and try to crack the code. What are they talking about? What could it possibly mean? Is there some sort of Internet-based Rosetta Stone that can help sort all this out?

Eventually,  some aspiring student of symbology figures it out and everyone learns it was just a simple description without context, such as the color of the underwear the woman is wearing at the time or the place where a woman leaves her purse when she comes home. It is interesting to note, however, that this type of behavior is never initiated by men. For one thing, we are far too disorganized to even attempt such a feat, let alone successfully coordinate its execution. But more importantly, we lack the subtlety that such an exercise would require. 

Mark my words, any attempt by men to disseminate a coded humorous phrase over a social network would, without a doubt, result in an unveiled reference to flatulence or genitalia. For example, “I like to have friends, small children, or complete strangers pull my finger when I do it.” Or perhaps, “I like to put it in a woman’s vagina.” Scientists will no doubt find this innate lack of refinement stems from the fact that men do not carry purses, rarely (if ever) check the color of their underwear, and generally prefer to sit on the couch watching football instead of wasting valuable football watching time trying to be clever. I look forward to reading the abstract.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Flaming Stupidity

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Amendment I, The Constitution of the United States of America

The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is sacred. I would argue it is more sacred than any religious text you choose as the foundation of your religion, be it the Bible, the Torah, the Quran, or Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health. Without the First Amendment, you do not have the freedom to choose that religion – and probably not even the right to read the text in the first place.

When it is not being burned in an effort to dispose of it properly, the American flag is sometimes burned as a form of protest. And yes, that sort of behavior is protected under the First Amendment. As it should be. However, as a general rule, whatever a flag-burning protestor is saying is not actually worth the effort to listen to it. To a man, they are dimwits. They cannot make a cohesive argument, so they resort to shock tactics specifically designed to agitate their critics. After all, it’s much easier than attempting to have a intelligent debate on the subject in question, and it might even get them a few seconds of media coverage.

Attention – that is what they so desperately crave. As flag burners disrespect the very symbol of the country that grants them the freedom to offend, they pray their actions will somehow create enough of a stir that other human beings will see beyond their sexual inadequacies, lack of intelligence, and overall insignificance and acknowledge, even briefly, their existence. To a man, they should be ignored. The First Amendment protects their right of expression, but it does not require any of us to pay attention.

Which brings us to the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Fla., an irrelevant congregation led by an irrelevant pastor who has decided to mark the ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11 Islamic terrorist attacks on the United States by burning the Quran. Apparently, people begin jockeying for media attention when Tim Tebow leaves town. (Denver, you have been warned.)

This guy is less relevant than a Mr. Mister reunion tour. At least, he should be. However, the media caught wind of the story and it has taken on a life of its own. Thank you, 24-hour news cycle, for once again providing a springboard for someone who should have remained the subject of snickering at the local watering hole. Now, we are all left to suffer Pastor Terry Jones, who has positioned himself at the center of an international hullabaloo.

It would be nice if the universe could collectively disregard the planned actions of the Dove World Outreach Center on Saturday. For most Americans, it’s easy enough to dismiss the exercise as yet another media stunt, rather than a true examination of political or religious dogma. Hey, mission accomplished. Again, the First Amendment protects this type of behavior and it should. But this is no ordinary book burning, and unfortunately, the media has truly fanned the flames of this controversy.

Mark my words, this pathetic display of ignorance and intolerance will serve to agitate and embolden those who oppose the very freedoms that allow this sort of nonsense to happen.